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what's in my hamster cage?

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dexterette!  I'm bored at work, procrastinating, and the boss is away all week. What more can I say!

 

...[update: oops, have now put it all under the cut as I've just realised how long it is!...] 

1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
Imperial Leather family sized.  (Apparently anything smaller is too difficult for a boy to handle)

 

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
Nope.

 

3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
Nope.  But I try not to look too closely until the smell starts escaping the airtight seal.

 

4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
A nice big tower of dishes and pans.  If I was Tracey Emin, I could sell that!

 

5. What would you change about your living room?
The couch – it’s old and not comfortable.

 

6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
It’s empty – all the dirty dishes are in the sink!

 

7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
Yes, a can of French celeps given by a mate.

 

8. White or wheat bread?
Wheat.

 

9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
12 bottles of wine, boxes of bag and loose-leaf teas, a box of Summer rolls, a bag of Violet Crumbles, and a box of Cherry Ripes. (Am I an Aussie or what?!)

 

10. What color is your sofa?
The one in the living room is red. The one in the study is brown leather.

 

11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
It's white.  Boring boring white, with nice orangey-pink mold that won't go away on the bottom hem.

 

12. How many plants are in your home?
Five!  2 orchids, one faux-bamboo fengshui plant, a mini-rose, and a Madagascan Dragon Tree.

 

13. How many candles are in your home?
Ten, maybe.

 

14. Is your bed made right now?
Does pulling the doona (duvet) over the messy sheets count?

 

15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?
Glass and chrome.

 

16. Electric or standard can opener?
Standard.

 

17. Theme in your living room?
Someone watches way too much tv and movies.

 

18. Colors in the bedroom?
Off-white and mahogany-coloured wood.

 

19. Comet or Soft Scrub?
Huh?

 

20. Is your closet organized?
Yes. Ish.

 

21. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?
It’s a Petzl headtorch, ‘coz I’m a camping girl.

 

22. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
Old phones, bits of electronical equipment, rechargers, plugs & adaptors etc.

 

23. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
Glass, altho’ it should be plastic as they keep getting broken!

 

24. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
No, there’s powder in the cupboard tho'.

 

25. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
No garage, but yes – it WOULD be cluttered if I did.  We have a loft that’s chocka block.

 

26. Curtains or blinds?
Blinds.

 

27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One.

 

28. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
No.  Altho' the bathroom sensor-driven light likes to play around when it's windy.

 

29. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
None.

 

30. How often do you vacuum?
Never again!  Just hired a cleaner. YES!  *evil laugh*

 

31. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Standard.

 

32. What color is your toothbrush?
Purple.

 

33. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
It’s a mat, but there’s no welcome to it.  What can I say, I DO NOT want the ghetto-neighbours to drop by.

 

34. What is in your oven right now?
No bodies like dexterette!  Just dirty splatters.

 

35. Is your microwave clean or dirty?

Don’t have one.  Radiation+food - no thanks.  Plus, "we" like a clutter-free kitchen counter (I'm not even allowed a rice cooker... and I'm CHINESE!)

 

36. Is there anything under your bed?
Yes - a foldable massage table, climbing gear, bedroom slippers and empty gift boxes.

 

37. Chore you hate doing the most?
Ironing.  I’m hoping the cleaner will get to them.

 

38. What retro items are in your home?
Nothing unfortunately!  But I do have an awesome Mathmos lava lamp-projector.

 

39. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Yes, the study.  Which, when we rent the place out, would be the second bedroom.

 

40. If you have a yard, who mows it?
Matt, the boyf!  If I had a huge backyard and a ride-on, there'd be a real fight about whose turn it was.

 

41. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
An open case of Cobra beer.  Mmmmh, beer.

 

42. How many mirrors are in your home?
Three. One in the living room, one in the bathroom, and one in the downstairs extra toilet.

 

43. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
Does assorted leftover foreign currency count?

 

44. What color are your walls?
Off-white.

 

45. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
None.

 

46. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
Yes.  But I have a phobia against using it.  Too many assassin movies where the killer puts the barrel to the eyehole!

 

47. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Two wooden staves, two wooden swords, assorted toolboxy stuff.

 

48. What does your home smell like right now?
Hopefully the smoked-kippers-for-breakfast smell has faded out.

 

49. Fave candle scent?
Beeswax.

 

50. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
Mini gherkins and picked ginger.

 

51. Who are in the pictures you displayed?
Old b&w shots of Matt’s paternal family, us together with mates on the UK 3 Peaks challenge, Matt’s parents, assorted Bornean wildlife.  (Which Matt reckons could count as family photos for me. Hardy har har)

 

52. What color is your favorite bible?
Uh, no bible.  As Hyde (T7S) says: “Although I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies, and of course the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout the ages. Were I to go to church, I'd be a hypocrite.

 

53. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
No, everything falls out when I open a cabinet door!

 

54. Do you own a stereo?
Yes, it’s all connected up with the tv and dvd players tho.

 

55. How many TVs do you have?
Just 1 working one. The other is waiting to be put on eBay.

 

56. How many house phones?
Two. One normal handsfree set in the living room, and the handsfree Skype phone in the study.

 

57. Do you have a housekeeper?
Just started last week! A once-a-week cleaner. Thank god. 

 

58. What style do you decorate in?
Minimalist but comfy for now.

 

59. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
Solid colors.

 

60. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
Um no, death trap or what!

 

61. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
My passport so I can get the hell out of the country. Officer, honestly, I swear I didn’t start the fire.  *bats eyelashes as she reaches behind her for the bat*

 

62. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
Yes, if all I need to do is flip the breakers.

 

63. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
18-23 oC.  It’s stay-in-bed, or on the couch with a blanket temp.   Purrrrr-fect!